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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.
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Chat reblogged from Random musings and writings with 22,641 notes
- amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
- amount of stories i've completed: 0
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.
This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.
started dancing in my seat.
ALWAYS reblog <333333
FOREVER REBLOG <3
THIS WAS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING SONG ON RADIO DISNEY OKAY
LMFAO My friend declared this his theme song xD
oh snap i recognized it within the first 4 seconds and a huge fucking grin grew across my face XD
I just started to dance in my chair and my brother is questioning me.
IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T DANCE YOU’RE A LIAR
I have this on my iPod, and I listen to it all the time.
To this day, one of my favorite songs. XD I remember when it came out!!
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Follow for more food porn!
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99 bottles of self hate on the wall
take one down
toss it around
shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit
98 bottles of self hate on the wall
When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?
no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles
this is actually a really good analogy
i try
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“Does it pain you? To see Thor look at her like that? The way he used to look at you?”
There is an uncaring, malicious smirk on his features as he leans against the wall. But in his eyes there is a sadness only she knows the full existent of.
Sif only tightens her fist.
It is the way I used to look at you..Laufeyson..
But she can’t say that. Not here. Not now.“You had best guard your silvertongue lest I cut it from your throat.”
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Little Link .
OHMYGOSHTHATISTHECUTESTTHINGIHAVEEVERSEENINMYWHOLEENTIRELIFE.
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can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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